i’m so pissed off

mom keeps texting me while i’m at work about shit that has to be done in a certain time frame (within an hour or so of me getting off work) without asking if i have plans or time to do this shit

meanwhile my brother is unemployed and has spent the last week doing nothing but sleeping

like

i know i’m known for being the more responsible one for a reason but damn that boy needs to do some fucking thing

like i know his goddamn thumb is broken but you don’t need two hands to drive to the store and pick up a bag of cat food

he’s not even putting his dishes in the dishwasher anymore?

like uh you’ve got one hand that’s fine i know you can handle putting a goddamn plate in the goddamn dishwasher bc you were able to get it down out of the cabinet and load it up with food and carry it around the house just fine

but no boys will boys chaney will do what he wants while megan is responsible and always does the right thing

also can we talk about the fact that she’s riding my ass about finding another job but not saying anything to him

yeahit’s up to megan to make sure we can pay the bills let’s just let chaney sit on his ass and contribute nothing to making sure we can still afford food and electricity AND HIS OWN GODDAMN CAR NOTE

the trans yams/tsukki thing? lmaooooooooooooo

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

like i had to get up and walk away i was overwhelmed

loonytwin:

Aomine: Now I see why you always jump first for fire related calls. Makoto, right?

Rin: Shut up, you never complain… since you get to see “Bakagami”. 

Kagami: Sorry Ahomine was such an ass, I’ll buy lunch, my treat. You like burgers?

Makoto: Ah, that’s okay! Rin was also a bit mean. And sure, thank you. 

— 

Two things: one, rin and aomine are actually good friends, they just like to tease each other, and two, shirts? what shirts? we don’t need those here. 

queenmedusalith: i would think your height is equal to that of eleven oikawa hangers stacked on top of each other

genderfluidbisexualnishinoya:

yeah well you’re only like ten so how does that make you feel. you’re not even eleven oikawa hangers

i mean the real question is: is it really a good thing to be the larger number of oikawa hangers

i think not

and if it is, then i’m okay being the lesser just this once

fwips:

i was writing A+ Haikyuu fic on twitter last night

17yr:

if u didnt know my height (or actually dont) how tall would u think i am?

do your friends ever send you a thing so good that you just have to slam your laptop shut and walk away

bc yeah i did that

saddestblogger:

frail-fright:

saddestblogger:

frail-fright:

how do u be an adult

ya gotta own a briefcase and then fuck it

what

the briefcase

ya gotta fuck the briefcase

gunpowderandspark:

housewifeswag:

I feel like a lot of people forget Piper is the main character of the show.

Yet in Season 1 she was the least interesting to me. I like her more in Season 2 but that doesn’t mean she’s even close to my favorite. 

"In a lot of ways Piper was my Trojan Horse. You’re not going to go into a network and sell a show on really fascinating tales of black women, and Latina women, and old women and criminals. But if you take this white girl, this sort of fish out of water, and you follow her in, you can then expand your world and tell all of those other stories. But it’s a hard sell to just go in and try to sell those stories initially. The girl next door, the cool blonde, is a very easy access point, and it’s relatable for a lot of audiences and a lot of networks looking for a certain demographic. It’s useful." ~Jenji Johan, series creator (source)

Piper Chapman’s status as main character is a half-fiction concocted by the show’s creator to get racists to try the show. Her tendency to fall out of focus is wholly deliberate.

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